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Some Useful Condescending Phrases

Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.

I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

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Nothing gets your morning going like a cup of joe and a piece of toast slathered in your favorite spread. Of course, it can also be the time of day when things are hectic to start. Kids running around, people in and out, everyone trying to remind everyone else about the super important soccer meet after school. Next time, put it on toast.

This toaster by Sasha Tseng incorporates a little message board where one can read quick notes. The message also gets “toasted” into the toast itself so it gives new meaning to “read while you eat”.

Of course if I had it my way, I’d use it as a scathing reminder to friends suffering from hangovers. Yes, this piece of toast will help settle your stomach buy not without first reading my warnings about binge drinking.

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WE'VE always known Tom Cruise is a bit looney, but his latest scientology propaganda video leaked on the internet crosses the line into the downright creepy.

The video has emerged at the same time as a controversial, unauthorised biography.

 

It contains startling allegations, which have been denied by The Church of Scientology.

Cruise, one of the most high-profile members of the group, had no immediate comment to make on the book, according to his publicist's office, while the church described the book as "a bigoted, defamatory assault replete with lies".

 

 

In the book, penned by British journalist and writer Andrew Morton, who lifted the lid on Princess Diana's marriage in Diana: Her True Story, a mostly unfavourable portrait is painted of Cruise as a calculating control freak.

However, in the video, Cruise says as a scientologist you just "see things they way they are, in all its glory, in all its complexity."